so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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