She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Randomize