like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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