i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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