Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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