Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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