We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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