she was so not down for the gang bang
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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