ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I party with great urgency now.
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