whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
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