why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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