Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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