i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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