What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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