there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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