did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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