Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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