How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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