Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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