You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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