Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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