Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Your penis caused this!
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