If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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