Already got asked if we're dating
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Randomize