You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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