Buhtt sex?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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