Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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