dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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