the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
