is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I just found a bag of teeth...
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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