New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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