Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Everything about him screamed your future.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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