He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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