Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
4 words: hood of his car
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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