You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
She bit a glass in half.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Randomize
