Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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