I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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