it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
This couple is walking their pig around campus
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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