once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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