If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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