Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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