never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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