at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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