Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
this is an emotional support booty call
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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