I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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