we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
