This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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