Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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