My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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