If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Just cropdusted the office
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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