She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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