Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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