3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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