Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
two words...techno handjob
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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