walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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