he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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